ANONYMOUS TELEPHONE / EST. NOW CONNECTING

OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS / MOSTLY OPTIONAL

LOUD AND
UNCLEAR.

1. Send something.

A confession. A weird observation. The thing your cat did. Write 25–240 characters, using at least 5 words. Sending costs one Signal Credit. You start with three.

2. The internet breaks it.

Our deterministic corruption engine drops words, redacts spans, or turns your message into a terrible voicemail. No AI writes or interprets anything.

3. A stranger repairs it.

They get 90 seconds and very little context. A completed repair earns one credit. When the live queue is quiet, clearly labelled archived human transmissions keep the receiver going.

4. Compare notes.

The original and reconstruction appear together. Signal Integrity is a playful meter of shared wording, never a claim about understanding or meaning.

5. Pass it on.

Share a link that keeps the original secret. Your friends make their own guess before seeing the reveal. Shared-link guesses don’t earn credits.

If nobody repairs your live signal within about 24 hours, your credit comes back. Your history belongs to this browser; clearing its data loses access.

I CAN PROBABLY MAKE THIS WORSE ↗